Dweef

the male equivalent of the female vaginal fart, known as a queef. Sometimes simply known as a dick fart.

Oh my god girl, I was at Tyrone’s house last night and he couldn’t stop dweefing. All night, he kept pulling the covers over my head every time he had to dweef.

by Eazypostsit December 18, 2020

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010

Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.

Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf

by Honeypotter June 16, 2016

Too deaf to hear

When you are too deaf to hear.

Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.

by Pyramid titties April 8, 2019

partially deaf

Someone who is not fully deaf, nor hearing

Sorry Miss, he is partially deaf.

by I Can't Hear You Media YT February 7, 2021

Deaf Off

Term originating in the county of West Midlands in England.

This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.

"Have you seen Joe Bloggs lately?"

"Narh, he's being a right deaf off with his new college mates."

by BrumBird January 20, 2010

Domestic deafness

A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!

Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?

Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"

Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"

Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home

by Shellruby December 29, 2008