writer's dilemma

The challenge, going forward, of creating drama in a world stripped of actual human interaction.

He'd need to set his story in the past. Or in the distant future. How could he tell a 2020 love story of a couple wearing masks? Home alone, staring at screens? Storytelling required contact. For the next while, this would be the writer's dilemma.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

The Shitpost Dilemma

When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.

An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.

Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."

by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021

DLEMA

The most represented tag in Newcastle Australia. I noticed DLEMA about 8 years ago. I think he still 'put's up'.

"Seen that DLEMA peace at da skatepark?"

by Diego August 26, 2003

Dilemma of non-fucketry

When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.

Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''

Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"

by Betty Haze May 18, 2016

Nice guy dilemma

When you such a nice guy everyone likes you but then the girl you like dumps you because she feels guilty of not being able to reciprocate.

You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma

A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma

by Red motherducking ducks1 January 7, 2020

Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma

When the opinions of your work of art by the educated few and the general public are wildly different from one another, leaving you unsure on which you should treat as important or relevant.

Ah yes, the ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma; do you listen to the critics who know what they're talking about who what you to stimulate them intellectually, or the audience who come en masse to make an emotional connection with what you've made? Which one truly matters? Which one should you take seriously? Who's opinion effects future exhibitions? Do either of them even matter?

by The Logical Fallacy June 10, 2022

dudemanbroguy

A guy that's all that.

A: Dude?
B: No.
A: Dudeman, what the fuck guy?
B: Huh? Whatever bro.
A: Dude, seriously.
B: For real guy?
A: Manbro, look it; yeah guy.
B: Don't manbro me guy.
A: What dude? Manbro you guy?
B: Guy!
A: Yo, what guy?
B: Broguy?
A: No dude.
B: Dudemanbroguy?
A: No dude no.
B: Dude dude dude!
A: Yeah guy?
B: Na.
A: What dude?
B: (silence)
A: Dude?
B: No.
A: Dudeman, what the fuck guy?
B: Huh? Whatever bro.
A: Dude, seriously.
B: For real guy?
A: Manbro, look it; yeah guy.
B: Don't manbro me guy.
A: What dude? Manbro you guy?
B: Guy!
A: Yo, what guy?
B: Broguy?
A: No dude.
B: Dudemanbroguy?
A: No dude no.
B: Dude dude dude!
A: Yeah guy?
B: Na.
A: What dude?
B: (silence)A: Dude?
B: No.
A: Dudeman, what the fuck guy?
B: Huh? Whatever bro.
A: Dude, seriously.
B: For real guy?
A: Manbro, look it; yeah guy.
B: Don't manbro me guy.
A: What dude? Manbro you guy?
B: Guy!
A: Yo, what guy?
B: Broguy?
A: No dude.
B: Dudemanbroguy?
A: No dude no.
B: Dude dude dude!
A: Yeah guy?
B: Na.
A: What dude?
B: (silence)
A: Dude?
B: No.
A: Dudeman, what the fuck guy?
B: Huh? Whatever bro.
A: Dude, seriously.
B: For real guy?
A: Manbro, look it; yeah guy.
B: Don't manbro me guy.
A: What dude? Manbro you guy?
B: Guy!
A: Yo, what guy?
B: Broguy?
A: No dude.
B: Dudemanbroguy?
A: No dude no.
B: Dude dude dude!
A: Yeah guy?
B: Na.
A: What dude?
B: (silence)
A: Dude?
B: No.
A: Dudeman, what the fuck guy?
B: Huh? Whatever bro.
A: Dude, seriously.
B: For real guy?
A: Manbro, look it; yeah guy.
B: Don't manbro me guy.
A: What dude? Manbro you guy?
B: Guy!
A: Yo, what guy?
B: Broguy?
A: No dude.
B: Dudemanbroguy?
A: No dude no.
B: Dude dude dude!
A: Yeah guy?
B: Na.
A: What dude?
B: (silence)
A: Dude?
B: No.
A: Dudeman, what the fuck guy?
B: Huh? Whatever bro.
A: Dude, seriously.
B: For real guy?
A: Manbro, look it; yeah guy.
B: Don't manbro me guy.
A: What dude? Manbro you guy?
B: Guy!
A: Yo, what guy?
B: Broguy?
A: No dude.
B: Dudemanbroguy?
A: No dude no.
B: Dude dude dude!
A: Yeah guy?
B: Na.
A: What dude?
B: (silence)

by Ryeh February 14, 2004