Deef

A deef is basically a dick queef.

Johnny! Did you just deef!?" "Sorry mom." "You know the rule, no deefing at the table.

by Master Bay Terr February 23, 2011

deef

short for "default". Used to refer to one's profile pic/display pic on a social networking site

Sweet deef, dude!

by llllllllllllllllllllllll May 8, 2009

Deef

A deef can mean a few things. But here's how cool people use it...

1. The act of ruining a fun situation or to increase the amount of faggotry within a given area. Like saying "man you deefin' up the place" or "man, jefferey be str8 deefin'"

2. Deef is also how homeless negroes say "thief"

3. Dick queef.

1. "that guy is kicking us out of the skatespot" "well he a deef anyways..."

2. homeless negro: "hey man that guy stole my cigarettes, he a damn deef"

3 fag: "i just deefed in your ass"
receiving fag: "neato"

by IamTheDON July 13, 2009

deef

Sarcastic alternative to "deaf," but pronounced with the double 'e' sound. Usually used with bad intention.

"What - are you deef?"

by allisonic December 17, 2003

duefing

To masturbate. Derives from Duefo, underground campus network with plenty of porn.

I love duefing to Jenna Jameson.

by babyjustbelimber September 23, 2003

dweef

an undescribable fart noise that comes from the tip of a dildo

My lover Gary shoved the toy up my ass, then he pulled it out so it could dweef in my face.

by Listen to Slayer April 1, 2005

Deef

Plural of doofus.

Deef like Victor will tell everybody.

by DaleksRGwd May 31, 2016