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Douche Bag

Almost the some a a "hoe bag" A phrase used to describe someone you don't really like
Oh god there is that douche bag!

Damn woman your a douche bag!
by Nicholle December 11, 2003
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Douche Bag

1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl.

2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything
by Walter March 17, 2005
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Douche Bag

One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuck in the game closet.
Douche bag=Ty Book
yes we are talking about you ty
and your gay ass uncle
by Hellz mercenary January 5, 2009
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Douche Bag

What Alex Varkatzas (singer of Atreyu) calls his landlord
by Nora May 17, 2003
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Douche Bag

Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.
My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!
by meggy October 5, 2002
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Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
by NMFSD February 20, 2011
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Douche Bag

A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.

Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!
by Giggles Mgee June 23, 2010
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