bumpin doodles is the act where two males approach each other with massive erections. the two penises must be aligned head to head. with a strong look of determination one of the males will commence to jack off both parties using his excess foreskin.
"hey hayes, do you wanna go doodle bump tonight?"
-hayes " sure man, its like whatever over here, mind givin hernandez a call? he's got soft skin." "he loves bumpin doodles."
-hayes " sure man, its like whatever over here, mind givin hernandez a call? he's got soft skin." "he loves bumpin doodles."
by thedoodlebumper November 09, 2006
A painting made using a cat and patented cat strap. Available models include the picasso, ladies' choice, and diarrhea machine.
by Falcon Punch February 02, 2008
by Pimp Master Chong-o May 20, 2004
Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.
by Dmyster92 May 13, 2013
A particularly brutal form of industrial spit-roasting. The bopper is placed in the doggy style position with only his arms and shoulders secured in his coveralls. At this point one coworker doodles the bopper in from behind while the other coworker is satisfied orally. The free legs on the boppers coveralls are used to choke him into climax, auto erotic expulsion from the anus.
by IndustrialChad April 08, 2014
Phil: If you turn right and then left you’ll do a 180.
Beavis: You can’t be serious Phil, you fucking Spoon doodle!
Beavis: You can’t be serious Phil, you fucking Spoon doodle!
by AusLegend March 31, 2020