Doctory

Having to do with or pretaining to doctors.

The man in the hospital looked quite doctory

by Kage Meshikakae August 10, 2007

Doctor Big

Any nutjob who goes around crawling in ceiling panels and wooden rafters stalking little children. A Dr. Big will occasionally lower himself from his humble abode to play Xbox 360, beat his mother with a GPS, or beat any of his captured children. A Dr. Big may also be obsessed with any number of historical figures to the point of insanity. These figures may include, but are not limited to: T2 (the Halo 3 MLG player), Johnny Holmes (the late porn star with a sizable penis), or any made up characters that really don't make any sense.

Kid 1: Woah, did you hear that noise in the air vents?
Kid 2: Oh no, it's Doctor Big coming to get us!

by crazyballfro1 December 30, 2009

spin doctor

Someone who twists facts for political purposes.

The spin doctor made sure that the governer won the election.

by gemixman June 7, 2005

Doctor

Doctor Who?

"I'm The Doctor",,
"Doctor Who?!"

BOOYA!!

by Srhktx September 16, 2009

Doctor Who

The hit British series about a thousand year old alien who travels with humans in a blue box that's bigger on the inside. It's fans are called Whovians. Don't be fooled, though it seems like a cheerful show, it will make you cry like you're three again and it will ruin your life. It will change your life. You'll become obsessed, and it will become the center of your life. It's a beautiful show and anyone who likes sci-fi, lighthearted humor and doesn't mind being emotionally unstable will love it. Give it a shot, go on. Allons-y!

Whovian: I love Doctor Who, it's brilliant!
Friend: I know. It's all you talk about.
Whovian: Because... Doctor Who... SO GOOD.

by MadmanWithABox December 30, 2012

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

Doctorism

The near-religious belief that the Doctor (Doctor Who) exists and does in fact save your life nearly every day. This belief arises from unexplained happy-coincidences, such as an unknown man catching a baby that fell 3 stories, or the oil from the 2009 spill disappearing. Subscribers to Doctorism are known as either Doctorites, Companions, or Neo-Whovians.

Doctorism at its best:
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."

Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"

by Draelathor October 30, 2011