dink toucher

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.

Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.

by Pollup December 25, 2007

dinkable

adj. sex worthy, sexy, hot, inspiring desire

The lead singer of Maroon Five is totally dinkable.

by AwwYeah June 2, 2007

dink snot

same as spooge ,cum, sperm ,load

i pulled out of her mouth and shot my dink snot all over her face

by dave69_3 July 26, 2009

Dinkbeaters

slang for hands, or fingers of a male. referring to them as being used in masturbation.

Get your filthy dinkbeaters of my sandwich!

by dogballs November 18, 2009

dink Feather

a feather used to sexual arouse a dick

"dude is that your dink feather?"

by JIMBOJACKSON April 14, 2010

dinkle dank

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

by TinyTowers December 12, 2014

Dinker

A word that refers to someone who is stupid, or highly annoying.

Man: "Ugh, this guy won't leave me alone, he's such a dinker."

by Ma? March 20, 2022