Dion Dellaportas

An odd fello
A kind person

An extremely funny young boy with a natural size penis.

Girls love him

"Dion Dellaportas, why are you so funny"

by Overnewton l November 30, 2018

Dion

A very short alpha male who gets all the girls (0)

"Wow, Dion is so short"

by Dion69420 February 13, 2021

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.

omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!

by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

Dion

Dion is a person with a gay personality. Always prefer men. Attracted to tall black men with a long peinis, cries a lot, he even tries to seduce his brother when he feels horny and alone.

Dion is my big brother

by Pandula August 4, 2019

Dione

hey, it can be a male's name as well

Hey, Dione is really smart. He gave the answers to the test. He is the best at Among Us PVP Esports.

by funny sex man February 12, 2021

Dion Hunter

Little boy who always talks shit and loves taking people to court

Dion Hunter is a bitch

by gtg484 June 2, 2018