Dion

One of a kind, will change your view on relationships forever. He ist so charming that even if you're mad at him he will make you smile or even laugh. You can't stay mad at him for too long really. He will suck you in his world and show you things and corners of the life you'd never expect to see. He will make you fall in love not just with him but also with yourself. If you have a Dion in your life, never ever let him go.

You'll never get over him. I mean his name is Dion. How could you even let him go.

by babyshark2225 January 7, 2022

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Dion

Tends to wine upon the cousin cuckie

"I went to this party and these Dioning on top of his cousins"

by Fredo Pasta November 24, 2021

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Dion

Dion is a person with a gay personality. Always prefer men. Attracted to tall black men with a long peinis, cries a lot, he even tries to seduce his brother when he feels horny and alone.

Dion is my big brother

by Pandula August 4, 2019

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hey, it can be a male's name as well

Hey, Dione is really smart. He gave the answers to the test. He is the best at Among Us PVP Esports.

by funny sex man February 12, 2021

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Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

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