dingle berry

noun; a leftover piece of poop ( for the more mature audience, SHIT) that dangles or extends from the lucky recipients anus (again mature folk, asshole) as a result of extremely poor wiping techniques or disregarding the wiping stage completely. plural: dingle berries

I have a lot more time to play video games now that I gave up wiping, although I must say one dingle berry leads to more and before you know it many dingle berries look like a bunch of grapes.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.

After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.

by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018

Dingle Purple Berry

It is the specific dingle berry that is purple. Also an insult to any friend if you want to confuse them.

"Your friend is a dingle purple berry!"

by GiovanniNox September 21, 2016

Dingle berry

A piece of poo hanging off your cats bum

My cat has a dingle berry connected to his bum.

by abc chicken August 11, 2021

Dingle Berry

Drug. most people snort in bathroom.

Sorry i was late. I had a Dingle berry

by girllover22 October 5, 2008

Dingle-berry-piss cereal

A bowl full of cope

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.

by NudusRex August 15, 2023

Dingle berries

A Whore who lives on the corner, sells herself for a good cost of "attention" and wastes your smoke by bum puffing then pisses in her front garden like a madddd wigga. A story of a girl and her friend who cried wolf.

Kym: Dingle berries, stop giving me stinky meff.
Amy: I'm in a cult, everyone's out to rape us.
Kym: I thought that was a joke and we are framing them as that?
Amy: It is a joke, we say it to ppl Kym we need fool everyone to get half a million dollars! Think of the money, Cumbucket.
Kym: Can I be the hungry seagull, you drug yourself and I'll save you after eating Gon you gave them.

by YourWorstNightterror. February 25, 2023