Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009

divorce

It only has one meaning, that being you can spend 15 years together and then one day your wife cannot cope with the fact that the bread winner is having a few money problems. So her idea princessis DIVORCE and well i didnt have the money for a laywer, so she does not have money problems now she got 15 years of my hard work one million dollars and my son. I ended up broke and with a broken heart and not a friend to talk too.

This is were your wife lives the life of a princess, does nothing but enjoy what her loving husband has provided for her.

by once happy brax June 21, 2004

divorce

Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.

My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.

by Naban August 16, 2007

California divorce

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.

Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.

by d-harrell October 19, 2003

Divorce by Bop

To have sex with a person other than your spouse, causing said spouse to divorce you. Occurs when the person wanting a divorce doesn't posses the courage to break it off themselves.

Derived from the phrase "Suicide by Cop."

I slept with that guy last night. He's trying to commit divorce by bop.

by SeeDub June 30, 2007

catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.

Robert Wagner gave Natalie Wood a Catalina divorce.

by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006

Divorced3xLoser

A person, Who is usually in his/her mid to late 40's and has been married with Nothing but FAILURE 3X's.

Mia: Oh boy, that Lisa M. Is a Divorced3xLoser.
Sissy: yep. First Shaun, then Dana, now that fat guy Mike!
Mia: And wasn't Mike married when she started going with him?
Sissy: Thathome wrecker!

by Mamma Mia July 22, 2006