by No Hemingway July 03, 2019
On April 12th, all girls get payback on boys from the day before, which was “national grab ass day” so we have “national grab dick day” boys, be prepared
by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019
by Itttzzzz.lexi November 04, 2018
Kick dick day is on the 4th and the 17th of October on these day your allowed to kick anyone’s dicks
by Jill the handy girl October 04, 2020
National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
by Alfred Long cock August 30, 2019
when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
by Thantophopia April 12, 2021
by skoobysnax April 11, 2019