The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.
Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
by Demko1104 January 2, 2011
Get the Dexter Morganmug. A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
by dorothy parker March 3, 2014
Get the dexter breakfastmug. by Troy Sanders September 9, 2009
Get the Dexter Budmug. by Jamick December 19, 2010
Get the The Dexter Effectmug. A mysterious singer/songwriter that is not able to be identified by looking up songs or singers. A flamboyant male, destined for future fame. Anyone looking for a song by Dexter Clubfoot would be unable to find him.
by belizeparty October 18, 2011
Get the Dexter Clubfootmug. A show about a guy who works in homicide and Is also a killer. But it's okay cause he kills murderers. anyone who watches this show should have their mental health checked
by irljkdfoiekrfnsmd December 26, 2015
Get the Dextermug. The sexiest dude alive even though he's now 39. He is the lead singer and the rhythm guitar in the offspring. In the older days he was part of a band called Manic Subsidal. He owns Nitro Records and hes just pretty fucking cool!..i have a page dedicated to him on my website
by ArseBiscuits July 25, 2006
Get the dexter hollandmug.