After having your car booted with a breathelizer for Driving Under the Influence, a passenger who abtstains from drinking is elected to blow into the machine in order to get to the next watering hole.
by Antronne March 14, 2008
Get the Designated Passenger mug.Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the designated drunk mug.Opposite of designated driver. Person who is always drunk when going out. There can be more than one, and there usually is. Denoted by the abbreviation DD, and can therefore be confused with designated driver.
Bri: I'm tired of being the DD all the time.
Micah: You mean the designated drunk? You threw up all over yourself last time.
Micah: You mean the designated drunk? You threw up all over yourself last time.
by notadd December 9, 2008
Get the designated drunk mug.When a group of friends (typically male) lack a gay friend they will instinctively choose a friend to be called the gay one and to make gay jokes about. This person can have little to no homosexual traits but still be the Designated Gay because of the vibe they emit.
by NanTheMemeMan June 21, 2019
Get the Designated Gay mug.A friend in the group who, while not necessarily being gay or any other LGBT+ subtype (although commonly a bisexual man) behaved in a way similar to the stereotypical idea of a gay friend. Most often referring to a male in a group of one or more female friends, and act as fashion consultant, chick flick movie buddy, late night emotional support, and most other stereotypical gay character traits commonly associated with homosexual men/heterosexual female friendships.
Similar to Designated Gay Best Friend or DGBF, but less specific to include any friend who fits gay stereotypes, regardless of their sexual orientation.
Similar to Designated Gay Best Friend or DGBF, but less specific to include any friend who fits gay stereotypes, regardless of their sexual orientation.
A lot of people ask me if he’s my boyfriend, but he’s my bestie, and he’s friends with all of my friends, so he’s the Designated Fruity Friend (DFF), and he’s just one of the girls!
by BoogieBear206 June 28, 2019
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Not quite a relationship, not quite Friends with Benefits
Name for a guy who wants to have sex with you, but not be in "a relationship"
Also, could be the guy that you are currently sleeping with, and don't want much more from. A step above booty call
can be abbreviated dp
Not quite a relationship, not quite Friends with Benefits
Name for a guy who wants to have sex with you, but not be in "a relationship"
Also, could be the guy that you are currently sleeping with, and don't want much more from. A step above booty call
can be abbreviated dp
by danya June 4, 2012
Get the Designated penis mug.a stupid ass tv show about a person who becomes president when the entire cabinet of the president dies
by lil 69 June 20, 2019
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