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derp

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.
Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

"derp"
by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012
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derp.
Mom- did you have a nice day at school?
You- derp.
Dad- did you meet any new friends?
You- derp
by SMURFS July 3, 2015
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Derp

A common slang term, with origins stretching far into the series 'South Park', but with recent utilization in the Internet culture. The term itself can be used in a variety of situations. Often used as a substitute for ones own self in a narrative story or explanation. Also used for a verb, to describe an action.

The Internet users of this term have evolved it to encompass the female gender as well, using Derpina to represent a woman.
Noun:

Derp (I) was doing the dishes when Derpina (Girlfriend) started nagging me about missing a spot

Verb:

Yeah so I was just Derping around the other day...
by Windex King June 9, 2013
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As used to describe a person who acts like, well....like a Dumb Egotistical Retrograde Prick. Give 'em a hammer. They'll do the rest.
This guy is a total DERP.
by mtnmedic January 8, 2014
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Dumb, funny.
Derpking- ruler of derp
Ex- man that's derpy. That's so derpy
by Derpking_boi April 18, 2019
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Derp is one who does something foolish or derpy. These people tend to have mad cheekbones and a lack of hair and excessive body fat.
by Derp Derpson April 28, 2020
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Derping

Being scared and coughing.
Bob: Hey! What's wrong with Kevin?
Pierre: Don't worry, he's just derping because he keeps dying in the scary game.
by Le French Man December 3, 2020
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