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Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
by gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
mugGet the Spank Bank Safe Deposit Boxmug.
expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.
Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china
by Libraryguy March 23, 2011
mugGet the putting a deposit down on some fine chinamug.

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.
"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."
by zerk August 25, 2018
mugGet the Direct Depositmug.

Toxic Deposit

A "Toxic Deposit" is the HIV laden ejaculate or "cum shot" that is associated with "Bug chasing" and "gift giving" specifically for the intentional transmission of HIV.
The bug chaser accepted 10 toxic deposits while barebacking in hopes of catching HIV.
by keeloi79 December 22, 2022
mugGet the Toxic Depositmug.

Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.
she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.
by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011
mugGet the Safety Deposit Boxmug.

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