Denmark

The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).

Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)

by Nuski15 July 2, 2022

#denmark

Doesn't exist.

Aliens are just like #denmark, doesn't exist.

by Swedish Pagan March 10, 2020

DenMark

He is such a sweet and funny and goofy guy. He is the best person in the world and he always has such positive vibes. He is so funny and is so nice to everyone in sight. He always looks out for you whether you're his enemy, his lover (Salote), his best friend or anyone. He is so sweet to everyone and he can be really friendly.

"Who helped you yesterday?"
"DenMark"
"Well he must be nice!"

by gangstachickpoly March 6, 2022

Denmark

These people are the best, smart generous, and very friendly to fellow people. Very Responsible, good in decision makings!, biggest D u can ever see!

Hi Im Denmark from the Imperyo of Denmark.

by Dm u know meh May 17, 2022

Hail Denmark

hail denmarm

hail Denmark

by Denmark Man August 5, 2022

Denmark

the goofiest fucking country to ever exist. Also the home of Lego, rødpølse (a sausage that looks like Satans dick) and probably the worst language ever.

Person: *chokes on food*
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.

by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

Is Denmark real?

No.

"Is Denmark real?"
"No you dumbass."

by SeaFy July 11, 2022