Deck

Obscure sex act that involves "fucking someone out one's back window so their body extends over the backyard and they're suspended by sexybits and the window sash."

I'm gonna deck you so hard you see stars!

by flammablehat December 7, 2011

decks

When something hurts or decked means someone been beaten badly in a game or physically.

my chest decks

mate you got decked

by Connor B May 16, 2006

on deck

1.) to be on or under the influence of marijuana
2.) to have marijuana in your possession that you plan to sell

1.) your eyes are blasted man, are you on deck?
2.) hey bill i need a gram by tonight, are you on deck?

by TFS October 1, 2005

On Deck

A plan with a female or the plan for the day. Something that is planned or will be happening next when pertaining to females or going out.

1. I didn't have any females on deck so I stayed home and went to sleep.

2.
Homeboy 1: Man, what do you have on deck for the night?

Homeboy 2: Nothing much. Just this one chick I met at the club. She wanna kick it so I'm going to chill with her.

by JOJO411 March 1, 2008

deck

Deck if said in the correct accent (aka a crewe-ite/ Dev-Vo accent)would usually sound like the word dick. It is also a way for you to say the word dick in front of parents with out any consequence, though if you do this you are in fact quite the loser.
It is also a name for someone who has very small knob.
(type in devvo on youtube to see an example)

chav1: hey-up deck wha' ya bin up to?

chav2: bin up ya mudda.

by hamster_f_92 May 2, 2008

Deck

A Computer or game system of any sort.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and started gang dorking his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

deck

to punch someone when they run their mouth

She was talking shit so I decked her in her jaw.

by nenita May 13, 2005