Fat Damon

Someone who resembles a heavier Matt Damon and hits on women in Public.
The only way to defend against a Fat Damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most retarded voice possible proclaim, "Faaaaat Daaaamon".

Guy1: "Hey buddy, you better keep an eye on your girl. Looks like she's getting Fat Damoned at the bar."

Guy2: Approaches the bar gaining the attention of all around and proclaims in a retarded voice, "Faaaaaat Daaaaamon."

by vector 2518 SBS January 11, 2011

Dadmobil

A vehicle which should only be driven by a Dad, often driven by their son. This vehicle often receives a cult following, and is often considered an indestructible, undeniable machine of beauty. It is also usually massive.

"I heard that Chris is driving, which means we all get to ride in the Dadmobil."

"How the hell do you even park the Dadmobil?! It's massive!"

by funtimeharesy May 18, 2010

dammond

MONEY MAKER 🤑

They try to be like dammond

by Danmond March 14, 2017

Damoni

Damoni is that one black friend who's good at everything but sex, even though he's packing a foot long.

Girl: "Damoni is so hot! Too bad he busts quicker than my ex Requis."

by JoseMastermond June 11, 2021

Damoing

Cruising, taking it easy, relying on the wife alot.

Going to the pub to do some Damoing

by Damoing July 2, 2021

Damon

That one cool guy, probably from Florida. isn't racist

That Guy named Damon is cool, he's probably from Florida.

by Dustblades29 January 17, 2023

Damon Albarn

Dilf from the bands Blur and Gorillaz

he’s British but that’s okay 😽

“ Have you heard of Damon Albarn ? “
“ Yeah , he’s so hot bro his voice in Essex Dogs got me actin’ up bro ! “

by crackerisland June 23, 2023