A species not yet identified. Positive characteristics shine in this individual yet most would beg to differ. This species has mastered the art of speech, ambiguously correct and determined to poke holes in the brain of the person conversing with him .

Your own sanity is in peril; if you can not repair the holes. Prior experience with this strange being is highly recommended. PHD in Peppering master of the seasoning usually resulting in cooking ... mutton imported from NZ roasting on the barby is a speciality. Peppa pig is watching you dazza.

Really tho darren you are a bloody top bloke !!! Representing all sectors of freewill , no straps is all I have to say.

Darren is a brother from another mother if you have a darren you know how special it is
You been with darren !! Need some salt bro
by k- chops October 21, 2014
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a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.
"you wish you could aspire to be a fucknut you darren"

"don't be such a darren about it"
by MorteKai October 27, 2011
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The boy nobody likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. Yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. I am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a 'loser' hoping he feels the same way.
You see that weird kid at the corner, he's such a darren.
by gues51 September 13, 2011
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A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.
Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."
by Orkawhale January 16, 2018
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A Darrenator is a person who occupys an entry-level technical position, such as help desk, who wrongly believes he possesses as much (or more) technical knowledge than senior members of the department. The typical Darrenator will take every opportunity to display his complete lack of knowledge in the mistaken belief that this will somehow impress, if not intimidate, those around him.

In certain respects, the Darrenator exhibits behavior consistent with the common "ultratard" but is simultaneously more highly motivated to win the esteem of his co-workers and almost totally ignorant of the level of his own ignorance.
"Shit, here comes the Darrenator. Stop talking or that ultratard will have us here all afternoon."
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faith: this is perfect.

athena: it. is. DARREN.
by petrakou July 11, 2020
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To make a long, sweeping hook set on a fish
Hey dude, look at the weird looking fish with no lips... na, that fish is fine, its just been Darrened.
by MH in NH May 28, 2008
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