dane

verb: to have sex or simply have your way with the opposite sex.
Dude, last night I was naked with Stacy and I was totally going to dane her, but then my mom walked in the room.
by freyguydaplaya May 15, 2009
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dane

1.a person who is tragically unfunny yet persistent in makeing crappy jokes even though nobody likes him.

2. a person who would rather spend his nights sucking off his dad than hanging out with friends

commonly reffered to as: choongy, dirty asian, fagmunch and tilby's best friend.
1. Sam: oi guys did u hear this one about
Max: shut the hell up, nobody likes you, your such a dane.

2. Toby: oi is Dave coming out tonight.
Rick: nah he's dane
Toby: wow hes messed up
by poopledong5 July 24, 2009
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Dane

A doosh who thinks hes cool becuase he won state twice
Dane from sehome is soo gay
by CHASE TAN THE MAN March 5, 2009
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dane

small penis. relates to the name devon. likes to do his brother and sometimes sister, mostly boys though. danes like to jerk off a lot, but most dont have a big enough dick to. they like to try and get into girls pants but there usually to ugly to get them.most danes are faggots and posers. and they are fake. and theyre usually gay.
when dane went to a different school he only enjoyed playing football with his friends.

but then when he switched schools he started like biking because it felt like some man was jerking him off when he went over humps and he liked it because all the "cool"/ "gay" kidss were doing it
by creepersXD June 28, 2009
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DANE

Dane, is an extremely slow eater.
Person 1: Dane hurry up we want to play infec! (infection)
Dane: okay.
***lunch bell rings**
Dane: I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!
by GetOofed December 21, 2019
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dane

A man who talks much game but never follows through. also a simp.
God damn bro, Why Dane always be simpin in the simpmobile
by GatechMaming May 6, 2020
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