Morris dancer

A Morris dancer could be a local person who dances with bells and wooden sticks with roots in the pagan past .........or
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .

Individual wearing jean so low as to show their underwear in public whilst walking down the street obviously thinking they are from da hood but looking so stupid
This would be a Morris Dancer

by Trentbridge Troll May 20, 2019

poll dancer

A politician, usually a Prime Minister or President, who depends heavily on public opinion in the form of polls to appear popular.

David Cameron doesn't stand for what he believes in. He's a poll dancer.

by PollDancer1 November 29, 2015

bass dancer

a bass dnacer is someone who dances frantically on top of a bass at a dance or bar/bat mitzfah and flaunts thier sexy ass

yo, at that dance she was such a bass dancer, shaking that ass.

by faranksethelan March 1, 2009

Jelly Dancers

Fat strippers

Don't go to that Club they have nothing but Jelly Dancers

by ZootieMac September 5, 2010

Burlap Dancer

The idiots way of saying "burlesque dancer" because he/she/it did not hear correctly and he/she/it only repeats what he/she/it hears in an attempt to sound cool, also see "pepper slap"

She looks slutty enough to be a burlap dancer.

you mean a burlesque dancer?

a what?

by driver90 January 14, 2011

Dick dancer

A woman who goes, or dances, from dick to dick with no concern for future consequence.

The mother from Mama Mia was a dick dancer! THREE men could be her daughter's father!

by xshinysparklex April 26, 2020

disco dancer

usually a guy you've known for a short period of time (however, they may even be in your main squad) who claims to be and for the most-part appears to be 100% heterosexual. but every so often, he'll inexplicably make highly detailed remarks about beautiful men, or perhaps their luscious head of hair or give you a detailed treatise on why their style sense 'works'

"you know Bruce, I'm thinking Joey there might be quite a bit more of a disco dancer than we first thought"

by DirtyFilthyNastyPerv January 30, 2019