Damiens are virgins. They try to get girls but they just say I don’t like 2 centimeter dick. They beat they meat everyday and fail every year on no nut November. A girl never will mess with a Damien because they can only last about 30 seconds in the bed. Damien’s are usually gay so they will most likely try to grab your dick in class so you better watch out.
by Damien’s November 25, 2018
Get the Damienmug. Some fucking bloke who just fucks off mid internet fight because he can’t even manage to charge his phone.
by 🖤👑💎 July 27, 2018
Get the Damienmug. by notsaeed August 8, 2016
Get the Damienmug. Brought you to this world
You were a child full of hate
At first, I tried to stop you
But you knew it was too late
Grew to be a man
That would defy all the heavens
Only hope left on Earth
Are the deadly seven
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Went to find the child
In the grave of thee unknown
Could not understand the reasons
Why you were not told
Hell hounds running wild
As Satan's blood flows
Through their veins
Once you have the blades in hand
Damien will be slain
You were a child full of hate
At first, I tried to stop you
But you knew it was too late
Grew to be a man
That would defy all the heavens
Only hope left on Earth
Are the deadly seven
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Went to find the child
In the grave of thee unknown
Could not understand the reasons
Why you were not told
Hell hounds running wild
As Satan's blood flows
Through their veins
Once you have the blades in hand
Damien will be slain
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Hell civilization will fall
Pray Satan's hearing your call
Satan, you've lost all you built
To the hands of the truth
Found the sign of Satan
On his skull was 666
Took him to the altar
Placed beneath the crucifix
Pain of indecision
As you have to kill your son
Shot down cause thought insane
Satan, he has won
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Hell civilization will fall
Pray Satan's hearing your call
Satan, you've lost all you built
To the hands of the truth
Found the sign of Satan
On his skull was 666
Took him to the altar
Placed beneath the crucifix
Pain of indecision
As you have to kill your son
Shot down cause thought insane
Satan, he has won
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
Damien, the son who has come
To bring death to us all
Damien, by the one of the seven
Black blades you will fall
by Death Menace December 8, 2022
Get the Damienmug. A sassy lad with a fine downy fluff creeping up his scrotal zipper seam. He enjoys the scent of his own flatulence and makes love to his pet rabbit. On Tuesdays through Fridays, a Damien can often be found crossing swords with a local transient gentleman behind the local five-and-dime for burger money.
Man one: “I sharted out the tip of my dick during the sermon. Father Nugget glared at me.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”
by Krenzz June 28, 2020
Get the Damienmug. If your name is Damien you’re likely to be over the age of 30, if not. I apologise for your parents idea of a bloody banger of a name. Damiens I know seem to be quite weird but I suppose everyone is weird in their own ways. Damien I hope that you have a great life despite the let down of a name you have at a club “hello sexy, what’s your name?” “Ello luv just Damien init” that is when you become instantly rejected sorry mate, maybe find a Margaret or a deardry to have a shag with.
bloody Damien is tossing to the grandmas again
What a surprise, this is the 17th time today.
Probably because his same is complete shit and no bird wants to tell the gyaldem she’s got a Damien on her hands.
What a surprise, this is the 17th time today.
Probably because his same is complete shit and no bird wants to tell the gyaldem she’s got a Damien on her hands.
by Ooolookbitch April 30, 2020
Get the Damienmug. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE WHO CAN DIE THE SAME WAY HIS MOM DID! Diving head first off a fucking bridge. Never trust the fucking ugly cocksucker. Fucking bastard he is..... i hope he sees this cause he should know how fucking pathetic he is. Fuck you
by Bitcjjjjjhhehxhdjdbxhjrif September 15, 2019
Get the Damienmug.