Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.
Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
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Dr Phil

They call me daddy Phil not Dr Phil
Person 1 “Omg is that Dr Phil

Person 2 “Are u dumb that’s daddy Phil”

Person 3 “I think its Dr Phil but stick with daddy Phil”
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Dr Phil

Sexiest man on earth. Only person I will let see my noodles 😌 will fix your daddy problems
Bro Dr Phil fixed my daddy problems..
by Cate Francy November 25, 2020
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Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2024
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