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douch nozzle 

wayyy worse then calling somone a douch because nozzle is the dirtiest part of the douch... yuk
you are such a douch nozzle!!!! qrill
douch nozzle by generikal.com April 28, 2003

deuche nozzle 

Dude, Chris is such a deushe nozzle.
deuche nozzle by D-Noz October 30, 2003

Duche Nozzle 

n. the aplicator on the duche bag

{with 45 "z"s}
1. someone of complete idiocy that causes aggrivation
2. a person who isnt amiable in any sense
3. a person whom you dont like in any sense
4.Dimitri (Baly's boyfriend)

N.B. the number of "z"s varies depending on the level of pissed off you are at the person
Dimitri chilled with his bitch ass friends instead of Baly, what a duche nozzle.*

*{with 45 "z"s}
Duche Nozzle by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005

douche nozzlery 

The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)
I don't like that Toad guy.

Why not.

Eh, hes up to some douche nozzlery.
douche nozzlery by David878 January 12, 2007

deuche nozzle 

The Deuche Bag isn't as bad as the nozzle that is inserted into the nastiness. Also a great/creative insult.
Scott isn't only a Deuche Bag, he is a frickin' Deuche Nozzle!
deuche nozzle by BrewCrewLove April 15, 2007

douche nozzling 

A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.
douche nozzling by Lawyering May 17, 2015