Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

Donkey punch by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

Donkey Punch

To strike one in the head during intercourse.

Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.

Donkey Punch by joechurro February 16, 2022

Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

Donkey Punch by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

@donkey punch 

While having sex doggy style the person in back punches the person he is having sex with in the back of the head.

When I was doing my girlfriend in the butt I donkey punched her and told her she was a pretty little girl.

@donkey punch by freakybig January 22, 2004

donkey punch! 

Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.

1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.

2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.

TRUE DEFINITION THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOREVER

1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.

2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.

donkey punch! by TrueDefs November 25, 2004

Donkey Punch! 

The act of playing Halo Reach online on a team slayer, aquiring a magnum or any other pistol, and meleing an enemy player from behind, resulting in an assassination animation.

if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.

Tim: FRICKING CAMPERS!!!!!!!!

Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...

and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!

Donkey Punch! by Mr. Snuggles!!>:( October 21, 2010

Donkey Punch (drink) 

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..

Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)

Donkey Punch (drink) by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012