1. A playing card with two pips
2. Feces
3. A situation in tennis in which a player must score two consecutive points for victory in their respective games.
4. A person, usually male, who has built their entire existence around the sport they participate in. Their free time is spent training for their sport, browsing ESPN.com, searching "cool football catch" on Youtube.com, or watching their favorite sport on television. All their discourses involve sports in one way or another. Their preferred means of transportation is a Ford pick-up truck, the higher up in the F(150-650) scale the better. They usually have large egos, small minds, and a naturally disruptive disposition to others.
5. Two (in quantity)
2. Feces
3. A situation in tennis in which a player must score two consecutive points for victory in their respective games.
4. A person, usually male, who has built their entire existence around the sport they participate in. Their free time is spent training for their sport, browsing ESPN.com, searching "cool football catch" on Youtube.com, or watching their favorite sport on television. All their discourses involve sports in one way or another. Their preferred means of transportation is a Ford pick-up truck, the higher up in the F(150-650) scale the better. They usually have large egos, small minds, and a naturally disruptive disposition to others.
5. Two (in quantity)
1. His deuce of hearts beat my ace of spades.
2. Nobody enter the bathroom, Big Bob just dropped a huge deuce.
3. I hate deuces in Wii Tennis.
4. The school weight room was full of deuces and the parking lot full of Ford pick-ups.
5. The score was deuce to zip.
2. Nobody enter the bathroom, Big Bob just dropped a huge deuce.
3. I hate deuces in Wii Tennis.
4. The school weight room was full of deuces and the parking lot full of Ford pick-ups.
5. The score was deuce to zip.
by Chadbrochill211 April 28, 2010
Get the Deucemug. Dude 1: I was at a party last night and some dude was passed out. And this other dude thought it would be funny to deuced all over his chest.
Dude 2: A Cleveland steamer at a party? That is some straight up gangsta shit son.
Dude 2: A Cleveland steamer at a party? That is some straight up gangsta shit son.
by Jon Nesovic February 25, 2012
Get the Deucedmug. "That escalade is DEUCED"
"Bought this house last year, it was plain back then but ive deuced the fuck out of it since!"
"Bought this house last year, it was plain back then but ive deuced the fuck out of it since!"
by Gston Bear From Australia December 21, 2010
Get the Deucedmug. another word for "take a crap"
by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006
Get the deucemug. 
"Deuce".
by j dub December 10, 2002
Get the deucemug. (n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy
by S.A.K. June 25, 2005
Get the deucemug.