Deja Poo

The rare occasion that occurs right after you take a dump, where once you leave the restroom, you feel the need to take another dump.

Ever since I had those Jalapenos, I've been having Deja Poo.

by xaero7 November 21, 2009

Deja Jew

The act of already having done something related to a Jewish person (seeing, meeting etc) when someone mentions it.

-"Hey, have you heard? Abraham's back from holiday!"
-"Yeah man, deja Jew, i saw him earlier"

by doodle12345 January 30, 2009

Deja Boob

The experience of feeling sure that one's hook up reminds them of a previous hook up.

Dude 1: "Damn I have this sinking feeling that I've motorboated those before"

Dude 2: "Sounds like Deja Boob to me."

Deja Vu

by D><K November 1, 2010

deja vous

Roughly French for "again you", deja vous is the experience of thinking that one has been oneself before, perhaps in a past life, or in this same one, but several days ago. Extremely self-aware people are often unable to avoid experiencing deja vous throughout every minute of their waking lives.

(Not to be confused with "deja vu", a common and easier-to-spell phrase in both English and French.)

When I got up this morning and washed my face, the reflection peering back at me in the mirror gave me a distrubing impression of deja vous. I cannot help but ask, will I still be me again tomorrow? And in the days and weeks after that?

by Lenoxus November 11, 2006

deja poo

sometimes it just feels like the same old crap all over again

Our new account manager just introduced himself and I had that distinct feeling of deja poo.

by trep420 September 10, 2009

deja bro

The experience of inexplicable familiarity felt when seeing a bro in a social setting (e.g. a party). This familiarity is often inexplicable due to excessive consumption of alcohol by both parties. But following a conversation between the two bros and some hard thinking, it is usually surmised that they met in class, saw each other on campus, or ran into each other in some other random setting. This often leads to good-natured conversation about their limited commonality over drinks.

Bro #1: "Bro, I've got total deja bro right now? Where have I seen you before?"

Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"

Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"

Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"

(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)

by PTouch August 24, 2010

deja spew

The same information repeated meeting after meeting at work.

"Anything new at the meeting today?"

"I wish. Ted drives everyone up the walls with the same 'ole deja spew."

by Silverlake March 12, 2009