Declan

Vape God

"Omg have you seen declan he blows os every day!!!"
"Omg hes such a vape god."

by sorrymargeybabey May 27, 2017

Declan

Declan - A dick, secretly hates you, uses you to his advantage. Quite immature and dirty-minded, loves porn.

Boy 1: That dick Declan stole my wallet! I though he was my friend!
Boy 2: Dude, don't ever trust him.

by Browser99 February 2, 2018

Declan

When shit in someone's rectum. Picture a french kiss, except instead of mouths it's asses, and instead of tongues its shit.

Damn, I just gave that bitch a Declan and I think I tore her a bit.

I just beat Timmy in a battle of the Declans and now he's all clogged up.

by pranksterdude540 February 11, 2009

declan

a boy who goes out with a girl called sinead.

can i bite your ear declan

by tom short November 2, 2003

Declan

Irish man attempting to emulate culture often assoiciated with lack people

'look at dem jeanting, tinks he's black pussyboy declan'

by Arygo October 25, 2007

Declan

A VERY annoying non human being who confuses the life out of EVERYONE and he is hated by many. Some ppl like him like his family but other than that he has barely any friend.

I feel sorry for declan

by @_your_awesome June 13, 2020

Declanism

declanism
/dɛklanɪz(ə)m/
noun
a genetic condition caused by inbreeding characterised by inverted knees, autism and childhood obesity. Rare side effects include;
transgenderism, homosexuality, loser-syndrome.

"He's got declanism"
Similar
"He's declanistic"

by BigRatJoe July 26, 2023