Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.
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Me: hey dude it's December 19
Martin: oh shit
*Martin gets hit with a slab of concrete*
Martin: I have been hit with a slab of concrete owie
Martin: oh shit
*Martin gets hit with a slab of concrete*
Martin: I have been hit with a slab of concrete owie
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