C O M P R E S S E D
C O M P R E S S E D by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019
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D.A.D.S.
Stands for Day After Drinking Shit. Is characterized by its generally darker appearance and pungent stink after a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, friday night I drank so much! Saturday morning I woke up and had to take the biggest D.A.D.S., it was rank!"
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I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]
She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.
Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.
S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d] by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019
Mickie D's
Mickie D's by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007
S.S.C.B.D.
"Stall, Spin, Crash, Burn, Die" An acronym used by pilots to describe an airplane crash caused by pilot error.
"Man, you hear about that crash at the airport last week?"
"Yea, it was an S.S.C.B.D."
"What a dumbass"
"Yea, it was an S.S.C.B.D."
"What a dumbass"
S.S.C.B.D. by Johnbaron December 21, 2007
august 14 leo's who's name start with d
an emotional piece of shit who can easily hide their feelings but can let their feelings out to the person they love. they are so badass but can have days where they're just..nothing.
august 14 leo's who's name start with d by hello youll never guess who i March 13, 2021