Carter Gram

A really overpriced gram of weed.

Person A: I paid 35 for this, is that a good deal?
Person B: Nah bro, you bought a whole carter gram.

by moz_11235 October 25, 2020

carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher

did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss

by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021

muffin cartel

A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.

The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.

by Pheeder the Leedler November 22, 2013

A Carter Cast

An outcast, a freak, a loser (some say). he has been condemned past the gates of hell and and to the “mega gay zone.” he frequently is found in open spaces, kissing questionably breathed blonde girls. have your friends and phones ready to capture and commemorate these embarrassing instances so he can be sent further into the zone of the mega gay.

Damn!! You see that guy over there w that questionable selection of female 👵🏻 Such a carter cast moment.

by hitmannn6781 December 9, 2021

helena bonham carter

our goth queen we will worship her til the end of time

you dont like helena bonham carter? prepare to die cunt

by sallymckennaismywifey March 14, 2021

Carter

A really sweet and funny guy who can be a little annoying at times but he's easy to warm up to. He is the best friend anyone could have and you are lucky to know one. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he's really cool to talk to.

1: Who's your best friend?
2: Oh his name is carter.
1: Aw lucky I wish he was my best friend.

by Thugpug01 February 25, 2015

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El Chapo Guzman (name stands for short): "I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( . "

by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021