Poon Crusher

a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women

Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me

Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher

by pooncrusher July 11, 2010

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

by Skincane January 22, 2014

Wesley Crusher

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

moon crusher

A moon crusher is someone who anally penetrates others brutally or intensely.

In prison they called my dad the moon crusher

by Leonard skinhead March 3, 2019

Cuisine Crusher

Someone who is sexually attracted to personified food characters.

I heard that guy's a cuisine crusher.

by ew spew December 20, 2018

Clump Crusher

It's when a guy cums in a girls eye lashes, and she has to comb out it with her Mascara.

Hey dude, I came in this girl's eye last night, and she pulled a Clump Crusher on me.

by Sinocide June 5, 2013

kegel crusher

A woman with a strong pussy. Strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human dick.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!

by GingerDickHunter July 7, 2015