the dumbass bitch nigga with a wackass haircut. he cant play basketball , he is straight up doo doo.
by Xzavier Baker March 25, 2019

The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!
by YusufHrafna April 25, 2020

by Hexford Tratts August 2, 2022

He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,
by mcbitchespussyslayer December 4, 2022

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko
by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021

by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.
Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.
Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.
Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.
by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021
