craft attack

When a WoW player has a sudden urge to go home and play World of Warcraft despite anything happening around them.

Tim: Hey bro you wanna hit this party?
Fred: Paladin
Tim: What?
Fred: Sorry man, had a craft attack

by erterton June 9, 2010

craft beer

An industry of weird concoctions invented to disprove the mostly true notion that American beer is shit. Which actually proves that they knew it already.

What is this piss... craft beer?

by jinx-e June 1, 2016

crout

Racial slur for a german person

All you crouts should have died during the war.

by Oblivion May 13, 2005

crout

An incorrect spelling of the word kraut, which came to be a derogatory term for Germans in World War II.

The word is thought to have come from the German word Sauerkraut, which was a popular dish in Germany at the time.

That'll teach the bloody crouts!

by Crabid April 1, 2009

Croit

To be violently sick and vomit. The word croit originated in Scotland in the late 1800s because the king had a lisp and didn’t want people to say sick (because of the s) so he invented the word croit.

There’s croit everywhere I’m phoning the doctor.

by Badapefan6101 May 30, 2021

Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)

Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!

by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011

Soft Crot

Loose, runny shits.

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018