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croatian bath

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself in a stall with toilet water, using a urinal cake as soap.
Man bro I'm so dirty right now you need to stop at this rest stop so I can take a Croatian bath.
by Tat2d Deville November 28, 2014
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Croatian children of zero9ine

Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.

Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine

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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."

Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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Croatian Bread

Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.
Davor, I'd rather eat shit than croatian bread.
by TheAinsley27 December 16, 2017
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croatian cunt

A croatian cunt is the cunt from croatia
''So we're meeting this croatian cunt''
''Wow fam that's how a porno starts''
by elpatroncolombiasno May 1, 2018
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Croatian Sausage Sandwich

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
by dougleston December 9, 2019
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Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.
My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea
by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021
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croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021
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