tit cricket

a game played at social functions where there are large amounts of women. You get one run each time you nudge a womans tit, four runs for a one handed grab and to hit a six requires a two handed two tit grab, the bloke with the most runs wins.

did ya see that steveo just got two sixes in a row! what a legend!

by jimi July 14, 2004

Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007

moose cricket

A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe.

That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!

by Amanda Loven Touch March 19, 2008

The Cricket

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.

by Unpalpable March 5, 2009

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 4, 2005

Cricket Killers

The ultra-pointy boots worn by Mexican's. They are so pointy they can smash a cricket in the corner. Often made of exotic skins from sharks, ostrich, or alligator. Sometimes their made of leather dyed in all the colors of the Mexican flag. Ole!

Check out the cricket killers on that beaner!

by Ms Ann Thrope June 19, 2011

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

by Randall L. September 21, 2007