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crap

1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality
1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.
by Prizrak July 9, 2015
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The Rubbish is crap
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Crap

Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.
1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?
by the.jez September 15, 2018
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The thing that some YouTubes think is not a swear word also used to describe the poo you ejected from ur asshole after ur dad walks in and finds out u didn’t flush
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Feces that was excreted by an animal that had a completely coprophageious food source.

Effectively crap that has been recrapped. Like if a dog eats cat crap then craps on your living room floor.

Used non literally to exaggerate dissatisfaction with somethings quality. Written as "crap²" but spoken as "crap squared" or "crap to the second power" can also be increased to C³ and so forth.
"Dude your wife's cooking taste like crap²( crap squared)." "Whatever bro, you probably taste your breath, i t smells like crap³( crap to the third power)!"
by Joshamaphone May 18, 2022
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poop or just plain disapointment, for those of you that are into British slang, its basicaly just like saying "Bugger"
The cops are after me! I lost my shirt to a rabid hobo! And now I have AIDS! Crap!
by fotia autos March 20, 2008
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you
you are crap
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