cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

Cotton smuggler

A women whose panties ride up into her whohaa and dissapears.

Damn Girl you are hot...your panties are up in there...you are a cotton smuggler.

by Conway1014 October 28, 2015

Cotton Slug

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.

My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!

by Jshep June 19, 2015

cotton fuzz

plain clothed police

i'm sketchy, bare cotton fuzz 'bout tonight

by suddenmulch October 03, 2010

cotton knapsack

When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.

That sick fucker sent me a picture of his cotton knapsack, again

by crammystad September 26, 2018

Cooter cotton

Tampons, vajayjay plugs.

Aww, man!!! Aunt flow is coming and i don’t have any cooter cotton!

by Sanchez1118 October 28, 2017

Cotton Chops

When after smoking large amounts of pot your mouth becomes dry and pasty.

Dat dooby gave my ass some serious cotton chops.

by JustR December 31, 2009