Cologne Clique

The part of the Clique, that has weekly clique meetups in the German city Cologne. They are superior.

"the Cologne clique is superior"

by joshdunswhore July 21, 2019

Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019

Cologne'avirus

When someone wearing too much cologne or perfume walks past you and die of choking and coughing in the aftermath of their scent.

*Me coughing*
Friend: Dude what's the matter?
Me: Bro I think I've got cologne'avirus from Jon and his over excessive amount of cologne.

by Talkaton March 24, 2020

Cologne

High quality weed that has a strong smell.

My Cologne illegal in nine countries.

by M1ster w1gulz May 30, 2021

Cologne

Another word for semen.

“let’s just say I got on the bed and he sprayed cologne on me.”

by nctlover December 14, 2021

cologney

when a person, particularly a man, smells intensely of cologne (in a negative way).

The girl almost passed out because of how cologney the man smelled.

by crispycrunchybacon :9 August 29, 2024

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009