Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them

Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"

by escuato. October 8, 2025

cornball

A word invented by Susan from the Bronx. A loser named Jordan swears he invented the word, but he is WRONG!!!! Canadians Suck!!

SUSAN the almighty Queen is the inventor of the word CORNBALL! Jordan is the ultimate cornball.

by Susan The Queen January 30, 2020

Cornball

Zoe Lewis

The definition of Cornball is Zoe Lewis

by Pajdhcovhegdyivoxks September 30, 2022

CORNBALL

Kaz kaz kaz kaz kaz kaz kaz kaz kaz

corny person.

Kaz you're such a cornball

by preyonhim October 29, 2022

Cornball

Someone who is extremely corny, gets absolutely no bitches and thinks they are the shit. In all reality theyre fuckin dweeb. Usually cornballs have basic names like Matt, Joe, Johnny.

Matt is a fuckin cornball

by Yourmomspussy March 19, 2024

Cornball

Someone who tries to be funny but in reality is cringy asf and needs to stfu

This mf such a cornball 😭💔

by Handle ball August 17, 2025

Cornball

Cornball is when you try to act cool, but you don’t.
Lyand2025 from chess.com is a very good example.

PFFTTT-
He still plays grow a garden because it’s "good".
such cornball.

by stixystix October 8, 2025