A pajorative term for someone in the polical class who has brought so much negative attention to himself that he has to hide behind a spurious illness for a few weeks to avoid possible lead poisoning from the plebes and masses he claims to be representing! This person can usually be seen giving confusing and contradicting speeches before hiding from the public altogether claiming he couldn't be seen because he has Coof despite being jabbed more than a pin cushion!
That ole pedo' is such a Coofball, it sure is funny when he makes up new words when he stammers on before he shakes hands with invisble people, and walks off stage in the wrong direction! Lately, he claims he cancer-19 or some shit like that and he'll be back when he feels better!
by anonymous July 23, 2022
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Get the coofie mug.‘Coofspeak’ can be defined as speech about Covid topics which makes no sense or simply isn’t true. Such as people claiming that Ivermectin’s strictly horse paste, that humans should never take it, even though its human-medicine form proved successful countless times, was praised as a wonder drug, before 2020.
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When Joy Reid claimed that folks taking Ivermectin were ingesting horse paste, she was engaging in regime-friendly Coofspeak.
by OzwinTheo April 20, 2024
Get the Coofspeak mug.‘Coofspeak’ can be defined as speech about Covid topics which makes no sense or simply isn’t true. Such as people claiming that Ivermectin’s strictly horse paste, that humans should never take it, even though its human-medicine form proved successful countless times, was praised as a wonder drug, before 2020.
Coined by OzwinEVCG
Coined by OzwinEVCG
When Joy Reid claimed that folks taking Ivermectin were ingesting horse paste, she was engaging in regime-friendly Coofspeak.
by OzwinTheo April 20, 2024
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Definition:
A state or attitude exhibited by a person who has acquired such substantial wealth that they no longer feel compelled to showcase their financial status through the display of expensive material possessions—especially high-end clothing. Instead, they may opt for modest or unbranded attire, confident in their success and unbothered by external validation.
Definition:
A state or attitude exhibited by a person who has acquired such substantial wealth that they no longer feel compelled to showcase their financial status through the display of expensive material possessions—especially high-end clothing. Instead, they may opt for modest or unbranded attire, confident in their success and unbothered by external validation.
“Ever since he sold his company, he’s been dressing straight Coofandy—hoodies and sneakers, not a single designer label in sight.”
by Sigmond Laphroig August 29, 2025
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