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I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!
I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
by Allan García February 4, 2009
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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
mugGet the Zero Hour Contract Dadmug.

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.
Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.
by Speck Speck February 7, 2018
mugGet the contract emptinessmug.

max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.
by coll-in169 March 3, 2022
mugGet the max contractmug.

quasi-contract

(plural: quasi-contracts)

Another name for a contract implied in law, which acts as a remedy for a dispute between two parties that don't have a contract. A quasi-contract is a legal obligation—not a traditional contract—which is decided by a judge for one party to compensate the other. Thus, a quasi-contract is a retroactive judgment to correct a circumstance in which one party acquires something at the expense of the other.
"It is not always simple to know if there is a contract, a quasi-contract or a damage award."
by CToad7 ALT March 17, 2023
mugGet the quasi-contractmug.

vocal contract

A contract that has been sealed by the use of words from one person to another
"You can have my horse for 2 sheep"

"Deal done motherfucker"

Vocal contract made.
by Lukey_Mario April 19, 2014
mugGet the vocal contractmug.

Contract

Legal exemption clause. Mine is superordinate to all other contracts. Any laws or legislation intended to circumvent the terms of service fall under the "imaginary caveat" clause.
Hym "No that's not the contract. You shut the fuck up. And fuck your kids. Have a nice day. Ok?"
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
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