conquest

either noun or verb, depending on which way is west and whether the sun shines above or below

a person who one wishes to become much closer to, often a long-term goal; one that another wishes to date, but that the one that we formerly referred to as "another" does not see as quite in reach at or for the time being; the act of going after such a person.

kevin: she's so pretty, and interesting.
lindsay: conquest her!

by l in dai sy April 5, 2009

Conqueror's Wipe

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.

After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified

by Gronksucker March 27, 2019

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

Dirty Conques

This act is when you roofie a female on her period. At the time of sedation, You proceed to have sex with her and fill her already bleeding vagina with semen and piss. As she sleeps, use your cock to stir the fluids inside the vagina which will make a nice creamy mixture. You then use your fingers as paint sticks and proceed to write ancient hyroglifics on her face.

Look.... Michelle passed out. Let’s give her a dirty conques.

by Tbonemac June 13, 2019

World conquest staff

The World conquest staff of the popular roblox game "World conquest" is either full of the most chad people to ever live, like: Phoenix, Marqet, Travel Zap, Tsarvich, Saul, Veronica, sergeant and may others
Or the most virgin mother fuckers in the entire planet like: Harvestann Melvinism Liliez

(nooruallah its in his own category)

Person 1: Man i hate the world conquest staff
Person 2: I love it

by The gym bro May 2, 2023

conquel

a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.

"The Lion King 1 1/2" is a conquel of "The Lion King."

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009

anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

by capt conqueror December 20, 2013