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How are you at coitus?

"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"
"How are you at coitus?"

"Yeah thanks mate i'm good"
by Ricardo968649 July 26, 2006
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post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
by tommystips December 17, 2019
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Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.
Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.
by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009
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12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.
Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus
by diesmiley October 29, 2010
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covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed
My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.
by effingjoey December 21, 2009
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Androphilic coitus syndrome

An edgy (and most likely homophobic) way to describe being gay

Don't be homophobic you testicle vagina.
I have androphilic coitus syndrome.
by Mister. Music-man September 5, 2025
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coitus conservatus

Latin phrase for timely pulling out, coined by scientist Joseph Needham. Also known as coitus interruptus.
Coitus conservatus counters conception.
Booty so good I can't coitus conservatus anymore.
by quantumdildo May 26, 2015
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