"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"
by Ricardo968649 July 26, 2006
Get the How are you at coitus?mug. A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
by tommystips December 17, 2019
Get the post-coitus-shavusmug. Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.
by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009
Get the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoisemug. Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.
by diesmiley October 29, 2010
Get the 12 Penguin Knights of Coitusmug. An edgy (and most likely homophobic) way to describe being gay
Don't be homophobic you testicle vagina.
Don't be homophobic you testicle vagina.
by Mister. Music-man September 5, 2025
Get the Androphilic coitus syndromemug. My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.
by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022
Get the Coitus Inherrumptusmug. by That one char October 14, 2018
Get the Coitus Cuntmug.