"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"
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Get the How are you at coitus? mug.A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
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by Mister. Music-man September 5, 2025
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