colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014

COVITCHNESS

The state of having Covid-19 more than once.

Even Jane wore a mask everywhere, she contracted the virus twice. She is now known for her unlucky covitchness.

by worthy1097 January 15, 2022

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.

P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.

by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018

cognitive surplus

A word coined by former Silicon Alley Reporter columnist Clay Shirky to describe the free time that people have on their hands to engage in collaborative activities, specially as applies to web 2.0.

Wikipedia is an example of wide-scale deployment of cognitive surplus.

"You know where the time comes from. It comes from the cognitive surplus that you've been masking for 50 years".

by Arunabh Das Two May 25, 2008

post coital fart

The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.

I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

by The Farterman August 27, 2011

Posse Comitatus

In English common law, the power of a county sheriff to enlist able-bodied citizens of the county to help him in the pursuit and arrest of a felon.

"Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both." (Title 18, Section 1385 of the United States Code)

by flood control dam #3 March 26, 2007