coconut

"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"
by Krissy March 26, 2004
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coconut

A word:
starting with a C,
with a U
and an N in the middle,
ending in a T.

This word describes something that's hairy on the outside and tasty and wet on the inside.

Also a word used to replace the derogatory term stated above to be used in a non-insulting way...however it's difficult to think of a time when you want to call someone a cunt, but don't want to be offensive.
Man/Lesbo: mmmm I love the taste of coconut.

Anyone: For gods sake, stop being such a coconut!
by CoconutEater April 20, 2009
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coconut

1. an african-american -- source, any Chicago cop

2. someone of any race with a very large head, or

3. his head

4. Coconuts= big balls, courage.
"Look at the coconut on that coconut."

"Dude you got coconuts."
by Joe Bone March 08, 2005
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coconut

a term used to describe someone of hawaiian descent who braids coconut fibers into rope for the huts.
ooooooooo coconut coconut!!!!!!
by lebjew November 29, 2006
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coconuts

Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.
"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."
by Bigjohnson2110 January 22, 2006
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coconut

A synonym for the female bottom. Typically used to describe a nicely muscled or rounded bottom.
I'm gonna get wit dat sweetie tonight and crack that coconut.
by Phizil August 28, 2003
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The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole
Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk
by Konrad April 10, 2005
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