Clockenflap is a large music festival men attend. It has been widely kept secret from the public that is a large orgy for "straight" men to experiment with their sexuality.
by SmellyMike October 30, 2017
Get the Clockenflap mug.A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.
I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.
by fathat69 September 25, 2013
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by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008
Get the Cocket mug.A Japanese brand of lunch stuff that can be found in the general store in Japan Town in San Francisco. If you put the letters next to each other, it looks like it says dickety dick.
Pazu without her glasses: OMG What does that lunchbox say?! DICKETY DICK!? woah!
Snappie: NO, STOOPIDASS. Put some glasses on; it says, "clickety click".
Snappie: NO, STOOPIDASS. Put some glasses on; it says, "clickety click".
by Papzuu May 5, 2008
Get the clickety click mug.I am Clock'd 0Ne, I created this fine rating system to be used originally in the review of films. It has now grown beyond this confine and is being used internationally throughout Europe and America as a rating for anything deemed worthy of such a highly regarded system.
Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.
Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s
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Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.
Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s
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Clockedtastic rating: 5 w00ts!
I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.
Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.
I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.
Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.
by Clock'd 0Ne June 27, 2004
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"I've clocked the look on his face and decided not to bother explaining."
"I've clocked the look on his face and decided not to bother explaining."
by mardy379 October 24, 2007
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