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clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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Cooch Clingers

By far the best fashion apparel to gain recent popularity. Cooch Clingers are really baggy pants that girls wear. Chicks like them because they're comfortable and have a sassy retro look to them with their rectangular shape. Guys like them because although the pants are very baggy they cling to wearer in two key locations. Most Cooch Clingers are brown, but sometimes you will see other colors esp. pink ones with the word "PINK" spelled out across the ass.
Girls who wear cooch clingers are often seen wearing tank tops, pearl necklaces and big hepburn-esque sunglasses as well.
Did you see Maggie in those cooch clingers today? The fabric was weged between the soft cheeks of her shapely ass and those baggy pants still managed to give her some MAJOR camel toe!
by Pizzaface September 23, 2005
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ginger cringer

A "Ginger Cringer" is a hand job given out by a red head.
"Did you hear Kelly gave Jim a ginger cringer at that party last night?"
by Yota89 April 22, 2014
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clingey

Clingey means the person is annoying and always wants to be with you and doesn't like you talking to other boys when in a relationship
Your too clingey for me
by Girlsperspective101 April 20, 2017
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cringery

A public blow to the groin area. A crotch-injury.
I never thought you could get a cringery from the chicken dance
by mr. bigfatpoohead November 17, 2005
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Clinge Minge

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.
Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018
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clinker

A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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