Clamp Juice

A drink that gives you godly clamps even against the sauciest of players

Bro let me get some clamp juice, this dude about to break me otherwise.

by Lil_Femur June 2, 2018

clap clap spin dizzle 3000

When you thrust into a female with the force of 8000 super saiyns while creating the sound know as clapclap

Im finna give her the clap clap spin dizzle 3000

by Supreme_trooper January 13, 2019

Hairy Casper

(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.

My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.

My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.

I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.

She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.

My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.

by bswizzle October 22, 2008

Pimp Clap

When you pimp slap a hoe with both hands at the same time

Stino pimp clapped that hoe for not following directions at the club

by stino83 July 2, 2019

coke clap

A single self-congratulatory clap expressing extreme satisfaction made during a period of extreme emotional intensity, especially whilst under the influence of the drug cocaine.

He pumped his fist in the air, shouted "hell yeah, brother!" and did a coke clap

by rollinghome July 14, 2020

Cowboy Clamp

When a cowboy uses his muscular thighs to block all the airways of a victim until death. Tea Bagging occurs.

Vern put Jeremiah in his cowboy clamp at work today.

by IMyourDingleberry September 18, 2020

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016